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[success_story]

idk whatever you’re comfortable with
we’ve never gone out for dinner
you’ve never danced with me

[red_hoods]

...I don't dance.

[success_story]

I think I can teach you
you have some decent instinctive moves

[red_hoods]

Are you seriously trying to convince me to dance?
i would be shit at it.

[success_story]

whoa whoa you DID just say you’d go out with me if I was there
are you backtracking?

[red_hoods]

you're a little shit, you know that? You know I didn't mean dancing. I meant like,
going to get food or something.

[success_story]

so we could get food
and get a few drinks
and get pressed up close in a club somewhere
you HAVE seen my jeans, right?

[red_hoods]

[oh my god, Tim. Did he really just bring up his jeans? Yeah, Jason is definitely picturing them right now.]

I've seen them.
many times.
i don't know how to dance.

[did he say that already? he said that already]

[success_story]

[great, just as planned. now picture this:]

you know how
all you have to do is get your hands on them and pull me tight and move

but if you really dont want to, i can find someone else and you can watch

[red_hoods]

[maybe this is why they get along. They're both assholes. Today it's just Tim's turn]

I didn't say I didn't want to.

You know what? I can figure it out. I know how to move.